To my fellow husbands

When your missus has horrible period symptoms (like crippling cramps) you are on junk food collection, back and foot massage duties, netflix navigation, copious cuddles,  hot water bottle maintenence, tampon runs, and most importantly if she wants some dick you are fucking obligated to put out regardless of how you much youve been brainwashed by other humans to be revolted by a tiny bit of l bloody discharge or a suddenly extra kinky spousal unit.

You signed up for this shit. This is your shit. Get your shit together!