Now listen here...

As per your request, I have read your cards, i have consulted the circle of demon whores who keep me company in the pit, i have spent an eternity devoted to the divination of a suitably enriching and spiritually satisfying course of action regarding your social movements this weekend in AdelHades.
And so, my fellow cursed ones, the Dark Lord willing, it seems that theres a Squatfest goin up in flames at the Squatters Arms on Saturday the 20th of January sometime after 4pm.
You will go to the corner of George St and Port Road, Thebarton.
You will hand over at least a gold coin for donation, with all funds raised going to Food Not Bombs.
You will enjoy seeing and dancing to a good 12 bands, you will wander amongst piles of burning book stalls, feast savagely on a rockin vegan friendly barbeque, groove to twisted djs and you will cavort with dumpster loads of genetically modified activists, straight edge hardcore kids, smelly hippys and wild eyed and dusty haired punx looking sexy and agitated, their mohawks pink and proud in the green tainted breeze.
The awesome performing bands you will witness may include: The Rivalry, Stolen Youth, Meat Wallet, The Jerks, Beyond Terror Beyond Grace, Guantanamo Bay City Rollers, Equal Minded, Coma Lies, Leather Messiah, Girls Are For Fags, Mispent Youth and Miss Golly Gosh.
The Dark Lord willing, you will see me there.